moonlight101

May182012

abbynormalities:

nemesismess:

dorkvader:

thefallingtower:

geekyvamp:

lipstickandligature:

feminishblog:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District

Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.

Everyone watch this. Please. Amazing and … just…so moving.

YES.

the faces the audience makes at the end.

BOOM

The title might sound a bit deceiving but it’s actually a really good video

Wow, this is good.

oohh

Watch this!

(via anotherhomestuck)

12AM

anotherhomestuck:

glitterdryad:

smartyartchick:

circuitboardsandcitystreets:

katydidnot:

dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.

pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were “optional” but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because it’s fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.

that year in health we also learned “how to spot the identifying features of a crack baby” which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked “how do i know if i’m a lesbian?” our teacher looked disgusted and she replied “how would i know? i’m not a lesbian!”

EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we “cut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding day” and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school

the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed “low self-esteem” “stunted social growth” and “depression,” among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, “well, i’m personally against abortion, so we’re just going to skip this section,” which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.

the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i don’t think that counts cause it was in an intro to women’s studies class.

dead

omg

I was lucky, then. Sex ed for me was literally the internet. (My mom gave me the talk once but I didn’t listen because I didn’t give a fuck)

I got the talk about a month and a half after i found Deviant Art

It was too late by then

We had 3 weeks of sex ed. The result? I thought that I could get preggo by french-kissing a boy.

May42012

the-leader-of-the-weeping-angels:

le-dafthouse-with-skrillmau5:

I always reblog this.

Amazing band is amazing.

(via anotherhomestuck)

9PM

thelasthappygoth:

batlesbo:

lacigreen:

asylum-countess:

getoveritloveislove:

Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? Kay. That will be all.

My favorite part is the realization of “that means you love each other!” what a concept! If this little boy could get it, I don’t understand why half of the population can’t..

PRESH OVERLOAD

When adults are scared to admit homosexuals and using the excuse “but think about the children, how will they react!”

I DEMAND YOU PUT THIS KID IN THE GOVERNMENT HE GETS IT

this kid is AMAZING

9PM

(Source: chotpot, via anotherhomestuck)

9PM

stackmodus:

funniest10k:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

why is he so hot

damn first I was like ‘nahhh man, you can’t tell me what to do’, then I started to feel like this immense level of guilt so yeah here I am reblogging this

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

oh my god im laughing because this is just about everything that makes tumblr horrible condensed into one post for everyone to enjoy

(via anotherhomestuck)

May22012

Well it IS TMI Tuesday.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Dryer.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Exellent. Because my bf is amazing ^^
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Sheldon Cooper, I suppose.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Dirty talk.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
Public restroom.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Little sisters forget to knock before they come in.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Not sure.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Rope.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Not there either.
10: Top or bottom?
BOTH. : )
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
Or here.
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Multiple O's are not necessary.
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Anyone = family??? Condoms.
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Only ever had one give me a nickname.
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Not telling.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Nope.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No. I suppose.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Yes. When your trying to get pregnant.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
NONE.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Honey.
21: How big is too big:
Um..... when it won't fit?
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Voyer.
23: Biggest turn on:
Guess.
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
If you don't know, you don't need to.
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
At a funeral.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
*nods*
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Is that even possible?
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
When your health, work, etc. take a nosedive.
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
Not telling ;)
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Anything but Jumanji.
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Yes.
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
Leave.
33: What your favorite part of your body:
Legs.
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Yes.
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
Love > Sex beacuse without love, sex is meaningless. Without sex, love still means something.
36: What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. (Or, my glow-in-the-dark star jammies when I'm at a relative's)
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
Never have.
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Nope.
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Nope.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
YES.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
No.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
(see 37)
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
No.
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
No.
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
"Le Bien Qui Fait Mal" by Mozart L'Opera Rock
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Only my bf knows that one.
47: Most attractive celebrity?
Johnny Depp.
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
No. I read it.
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Still a fetus.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Never have, never will. I <3 assasins.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Spam.
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Yes. I dislike them. No one has ever had a problem with them. I use cocoa butter, which makes them lighter/harder to see. (They also turn white as you get older.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Yes. I like the look on my partner's face when I do.
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
Not sure.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
It would be something done with care and respect.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Spam.
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
No.
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Yes. They are not officially 'toys' but I get creative.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Yes.
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
YES.
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Not sure.
62: Do you watch porn?
No. I read it.
63: How small is too small?
When I feel the need to use the comparison "Like a hotdog down a hallway."
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
No. Because no one has called me that.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
My bf. As I left to fly halfway across the country to my house. It meant everything to me.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Yes. His phone rocks!
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Yup.
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
Jungles are not appreciated, but a trimmed lawn is always nice.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
No.
70: Booty or Boobs?
Boobies.
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Frank.
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
Yes.
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
No. I couldn't put someone through the heartache if they ever found out.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Black Hart. (mothers maiden name and the name of your first pet)
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
No and No.
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
BURN IT ALL!!!!!!!! *Gets out matches*
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I was, like, 7)
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
+Penis and -boobs? . Figure out how to go pee when standing up, walk around the house wearing nothing but boxers, walk around outside without a shirt on, make random penis jokes, check to see if any guys recieved boobs, laugh at them.

April242012

I’m making a ‘they care’ page people :) Reblog if you want your URL included, but only reblog if you DO care and would help someone if they came to you<3

(Source: refuse-to-siink, via lighteneddark)

March232012

The Bloodiest Screen in the WORLD….

12AM

thelasthappygoth:

slugbox:

magnolius:

Out of Sight

A very touching animation by three students at the National Taiwan University of Arts as part of their grad film. You can check out some of the behind the scenes storyboarding HERE

I ain’t crying.

omg at the end i actualy shed a tear

moonlight101

My name is Savan. I am the oldest of three sisters. If you know me, you already know this. If you don't, that's all you're learning. I like comments on my posts.

Well it IS TMI Tuesday.

I’m making a ‘they care’ page people :) Reblog if you want your URL included, but only reblog if you DO care and would help someone if they came to you<3

My name is Savan. I am the oldest of three sisters. If you know me, you already know this. If you don't, that's all you're learning.
I like comments on my posts.